
but how can you bash sansa for liking stories about knights and adventure when you’re the one reading asoiaf
#ur literally reading a 7000 page fantasy series?? #i do not understand

a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book
i guess you could refer to this as an
unfortunate event
you stop that
i’m not going to stop
so i guess that’ll make this
a series of unfortunate events
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

When you play the game of thrones...
you win or you die.